A recent study shows the aerosol pollution in Asia is creating stronger storms in the Pacific Ocean, which will ultimately cause weather changes in North America.
As soon as you turn the lights off start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”.
And then the shadows growl at you and say, “Mine. You’re all mine.”
Proceed to have a secret relationship with the monster in your closet to make the shadows jealous.
Plot Twist: The Monster wants a threesome with you and the shadows.
"obama is fuckin up"
"should have voted for the other guy"
No. We should have voted for the other guy you twats. Were all fucking doomed now.
people wonder why i sit alone and play video games every day but honestly video games have never failed me compared to the many people who attempted to be part of my life